FIVE FUNNY THANKSGIVING DAY QUOTES
Thanksgiving Day is a day for food, family and football–and 2014 will be no different. However, don’t forget the funny quotes!
To help readers out with the last one, we present 5 Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes to share with your family while at Thanksgiving dinner. Or afterwards.
Happy Thanksgiving Day!
1 “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”
2 “It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.”
3 “Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”
4 “We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”
5 “Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going,Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
For more Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: 15 Thanksgiving Quotes to Eat Turkey By
by Jeremiah Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier