Thanksgiving Day Quotes: 5 Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes to Share

THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 QUOTES: 5 FUNNY THANKSGIVING DAY QUOTES

THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 QUOTES: 5 FUNNY THANKSGIVING DAY QUOTES

FIVE FUNNY THANKSGIVING DAY QUOTES

Thanksgiving Day is a day for food, family and football–and 2014 will be no different. However, don’t forget the funny quotes!

To help readers out with the last one, we present 5 Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes to share with your family while at Thanksgiving dinner. Or afterwards.

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

1 “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”
Howie Mandel

2 “It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.”
Phyllis Diller

3 “Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”
Nicole Hollander

4 “We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”
George Carlin

5 “Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going,Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
–Kenny Rogerson

For more Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: 15 Thanksgiving Quotes to Eat Turkey By

Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: 10 MORE Thanksgiving Quotes to Eat Turkey By

by Jeremiah Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier

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