Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Interrupted by Freedom Fighters

CHAOS!

Freedom Fighters Interrupt White House Turkey Photo Op

The scene: the White House.

The time: immediately before President Obama conducts the annual pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey. A tradition that’s 60-years-old.

Suddenly, chaos!

Armed fighters from the Turkeys United For Freedom (TUFF) crash the photo op! Taken by surprise, the Secret Service agents are no match for these motivated, well-armed turkeys. They free their brother from what TUFF has called, “a White House show trial”.

Our plucky president is concerned.

President Obama quickly goes in front of the still-rolling TV cameras to address a shaken nation.

“Good afternoon. I’d like to give a shout out to the Indians who helped the Pilgrims almost 300 years ago. Without their help, I don’t see how it’s possible that I would be here today speaking to you.

I want to tell you all that I’m unhurt. I also want to assure the nation that we will not rest until these perpetrators are brought to justice. I would caution everyone not to jump to any conclusions.

But Karl Rove did this.”

The former Bush chief-of-staff was quickly rounded up. But Rove had an airtight alibi: at the time of the “Turkey Incident”, he’d been stealing money from poor people and promoting fascism.

And he had witnesses: hundreds of liberal bloggers had already written about it.

WHAT happened next? Where the culprits caught?

Continue reading: Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Ceremony Gone Bad

by Mondo Frazier
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One response to “Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Interrupted by Freedom Fighters

  1. Wow , it is Thanksgiving Day! I’m enjoying my extra day off, and I am planning to doing something fun that’ll probably involve a bike ride and seeing something new in Lake Elsinore I haven’t seen yet.
    You write new post at Thanksgiving?

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