Freedom Fighters Interrupt White House Turkey Photo Op
The scene: the White House.
The time: immediately before President Obama conducts the annual pardoning of the Thanksgiving turkey. A tradition that’s 60-years-old.
Armed fighters from the Turkeys United For Freedom (TUFF) crash the photo op! Taken by surprise, the Secret Service agents are no match for these motivated, well-armed turkeys. They free their brother from what TUFF has called, “a White House show trial”.
Our plucky president is concerned.
President Obama quickly goes in front of the still-rolling TV cameras to address a shaken nation.
“Good afternoon. I’d like to give a shout out to the Indians who helped the Pilgrims almost 300 years ago. Without their help, I don’t see how it’s possible that I would be here today speaking to you.
I want to tell you all that I’m unhurt. I also want to assure the nation that we will not rest until these perpetrators are brought to justice. I would caution everyone not to jump to any conclusions.
But Karl Rove did this.”
The former Bush chief-of-staff was quickly rounded up. But Rove had an airtight alibi: at the time of the “Turkey Incident”, he’d been stealing money from poor people and promoting fascism.
And he had witnesses: hundreds of liberal bloggers had already written about it.
WHAT happened next? Where the culprits caught?
Continue reading: Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon Ceremony Gone Bad
by Mondo Frazier
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