Pickled Rattlesnake Vodka: Texas Officials Unamused

Rattlesnake aficionados will be disappointed to learn Bayou Bob’s Rattlesnake Flavored Vodka is no longer available.

The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission seized 411 bottles last Thursday at Bayou Bob’s Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch near Santo in Palo Pinto County in Texas.

Owner of the ranch and illegal hooch, Bob Popplewell was unavailable for comment. Officials say they plan to charge Popplewell with selling alcohol without a permit and possession of alcohol with intent to sell.

We found these other products for fans who just can’t get enough rattlesnake.

Need something special to wear for the women you meet for the first time online? For $215, a genuine rattlesnake Cowboy Hat Band, head and rattle included.

Looking for something for your Mother-in-law that shows you care? For $39 you can order a genuine Rattlesnake Head with fangs extended.

What’s the Texas Two-Step without a reptilian flair? Nocona has natural rattlesnake cowboy Boots starting at $349.

Your cubicle co-worker won’t guess they’re not real Rattlesnake eggs. For $.99 you too can be the life of the office party!

Your girlfriend or wife can shake, rattle and roll with these Earrings for just $18.00.

For those discerning gift givers, a freeze dried bad boy North Texas Western Diamondback Rattlesnake.

Source – Star Telegram


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