Thanksgiving Day Quotes: 5 Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes to Share

THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 QUOTES: 5 FUNNY THANKSGIVING DAY QUOTES

THANKSGIVING DAY 2014 QUOTES: 5 FUNNY THANKSGIVING DAY QUOTES

FIVE FUNNY THANKSGIVING DAY QUOTES

Thanksgiving Day is a day for food, family and football–and 2014 will be no different. However, don’t forget the funny quotes!

To help readers out with the last one, we present 5 Funny Thanksgiving Day Quotes to share with your family while at Thanksgiving dinner. Or afterwards.

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

1 “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”
Howie Mandel

2 “It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.”
Phyllis Diller

3 “Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”
Nicole Hollander

4 “We’re having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.”
George Carlin

5 “Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shotgun going,Blam! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
–Kenny Rogerson

For more Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: 15 Thanksgiving Quotes to Eat Turkey By

Thanksgiving Day 2014 Quotes: 10 MORE Thanksgiving Quotes to Eat Turkey By

by Jeremiah Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier

Father’s Day Quotes: 10 Father’s Day Quotes for 2014

10 FATHER’S DAY QUOTES FOR THE 2014 DAD OF THE YEAR!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY 2014: 20 Father's Day Quotes for the Father of the Year!

We lifted 10 Father’s Day quotes from FATHER’S DAY 2014 QUOTES: 35 Quotes Help Dad Celebrate Father’s Day and brought them to DBKP WordPress for the readers’ enjoyment and use.  Enjoy!

…and don’t forget to tell Dad you love him!

“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
Tim Russert

“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”
Harry S. Truman

“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
Bill Cosby

“I wasn’t anything special as a father. But I loved them and they knew it.”
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Listen to your father who gave you life,and do not despise your mother when she is old.”
Proverbs 23:22

“It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.”
Anne Sexton

“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain

“[He] adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector.”
Tom Wolfe

“Dad, wherever you are, you are gone but you will never be forgotten.”
Conrad Hall

“The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.”
Theodore Hesburgh

Read the rest: FATHER’S DAY 2014 QUOTES: 35 Quotes Help Dad Celebrate Father’s Day

5 Memorial Days Quotes to Remember Memorial Day

MEMORIAL DAY 2014 QUOTES: 20 Memorial Day Quotes to kick off the Summer.

5 MEMORIAL DAY 2014 QUOTES

Memorial Day is the holiday that traditionally begins summer vacation season in America.  It is also the day to honor America’s war dead. Memorial Day weekend has become a day for family reunions and cookouts.

Happy Memorial Day!

“Memorial Day this year is especially important as we are reminded almost daily of the great sacrifices that the men and women of the Armed Services make to defend our way of life.”
Robin Hayes

“I have long believed that sacrifice is the pinnacle of patriotism.”
Bob Riley

“As America celebrates Memorial Day, we pay tribute to those who have given their lives in our nation’s wars.”
John M. McHugh

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.”
General George S. Patton

“On thy grave the rain shall fall from the eyes of a mighty nation!”
Thomas William Parsons

15 More at: MEMORIAL DAY QUOTES: 20 Quotes to Enjoy a Memorial Day Cookout by

Independent Thoughts from Around the Internet

INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET: Make that "our corner of the Internet"

INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET: Make that “our corner of the Internet”

A WEDNESDAY ROUND-UP

From the Websites we find of interest (for whatever reason).

Links are given as is, without endorsement, sometimes with comment; sometimes, not.  Independent thought is usually rewarded, though not always.

April 2, 2014
America more economically unequal after 5+ years of Obama

المنتخب محمد مرسي بضوء اخضر من امريكا والغرب اطفال سيناء اصبحو هدفللجيش المصري الذي اطاح بارئيس  – Roughly translated: “Elect Mohamed Morsi green light from America and the West kids Sinai Asubho goal of the Egyptian army, which overthrew Baris

Malaysian government admits altering MH370 pilot transcript, hiding evidence and misleading the public in massive cover-up

Common Core Worksheet tells kids to Choose 2 to remove from the Constitution – That’s easy.  Remove the 18th and the 21st amendments and absolutely nothing would change.  The 18th brought about Prohibition of alcohol; the 21st, repealed the 18th.

The 17th Amendment, “Establishes the direct election of United States Senators by popular vote,” could also go by the wayside without any tears from this corner.  The 23rd, which gave the District of Columbia 3 electoral votes, would also be a prime candidate for elimination.  The 26th and 27th would also be no great loss.

So there’s six amendments which could disappear without anything changing for the worse–and maybe the better.

This is all likely to come as a shock to those who place their faith in the US constitution to protect their “rights.”  Basically,  nine unelected people in Washington DC decide what rights the American people deserve to have. Those who put their faith in the US constitution are doomed to be disappointed.

As a great many Americans are finding out to their great dismay.

(VIDEO) Can we Speak things into Existence? – As amazing as it may sound, there are Christians who believe this teaching, which originated in the occult world.  Informative 7 minutes.

Russian motivations for attacking the USA

My March Preps: You get to hold me accountable!

Israeli Ex-Prime Minister Ehud Olmert convicted of corruption

12 Signs that something big is happening to the earth’s crust under North and South America

Frankie Knuckles, Godfather of House Music, dead at 59

Yellowstone: M 4.7 Earthquake , 37km ENE of West Yellowstone, Montana – the biggest recorded there since February 1980. A total of 13 EQ ranging in Magnitude from 2.5 to 4.7 in the last 5 days 3/31/2014

Read MORE: OF INTEREST: Independent thoughts from around the Internet

by Jeremiah Jameson
–with Mondo Frazier

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Duck Dynasty: Phil Robertson and the Corporate Media

Duck Dynasty: The Media Controversy

Duck Dynasty: The Media Controversy

DUCK DYNASTY: REALLY, WHAT’S THIS ALL ABOUT?

Phil Robertson, one of the Duck guys from the relentlessly-promoted Duck Dynasty, has been kicked to the curb, purportedly over remarks he made in an interview conducted on his own time.

Now, the fight has escalated, with people who don’t know a duck call from a carburetor, encouraged to feel the outrage and join in the fun that can only be had by expressing that outrage in public.

But seriously: what is this all about?  Why has the Corporate Media chosen to shine it’s worldly spotlight of 24/7 coverage on this event?  There is always a reason.  What is that reason?  Is it because the media desperately wants the folks at home to have the truth?

Is it really about some guy in Louisiana who doesn’t think homosexuals are right with God?  Seriously, there’s a ten-ton truckload of those of a similar mind in Cajun country.

Maybe ten thousand truckloads.

READ MORE: Duck Dynasty: Phil Robertson’s Duck Media Obligation

The latest media manufactured controversy at A&E, involving Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty.

You didn’t think the powers-that-be set up and used the power of their Corporate Media to mercilessly. relentlessly promote Duck Dynasty so a bunch of Louisiana beards could make millions selling duck calls did you?

Nelson Mandela, UFOs and Mark of the Beast: End Times Prophecy Headlines

What's New at End Times Prophecy Report?

What’s New at End Times Prophecy Report?


END TIMES PROPHECY REPORT

WEEK OF November 30-December 6

The death of Nelson Mandela is covered in the December 5, 6 and WEEKEND EDITION (December 7-8) End Times Prophecy headlines.

UFOs make a comeback in the short essay “UFOs, Comets, Fireballs and Asteroids: Sky Threats Now Common.”

The mark of the beast (666) gets discussed in two articles this past week–“John MacArthur and the mark of the beast: Last Days Apostasy” and “Mark of the Beast: The Complete Guide to the Mark of the Beast, 666.”

Six other articles were also published this last week for a total of twelve.  The complete line-up includes:

by Mondo Frazier

An image of Halley's Comet taken June 6, 1910.

An image of Halley’s Comet taken June 6, 1910. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

New End Times Prophecy Website Open

End Times Prophecy Report site now up and running

End Times Prophecy Report site now up and running

End Times Prophecy Report, a new WordPress site, is now up and running.

The site features headlines, news and commentary as it pertains to the times in which we live.  According to the site’s editor, Jeremiah Jameson, it will also focus on:

“End Times Bible Prophecy and News, End Times Deception, Societal Collapse, Apostasy, False Teachers, Mass Hysteria, Demonic Attacks, War, Rumors of War, Famine, Pestilence, Salvation through Jesus Christ, Earthquakes, UFOs, Earth Changes, False Christs, All Roads Lead to Rome, New World Order, Conspiracies, and GMO Frankenfood.”

“We plan to emphasize news and commentary as it pertains to Biblical prophecy and the times we are living in.”

The site’s plans are to update daily and to add writers as they grow.

“We’re in the middle of putting everything in order, what everyone will be writing about and even the entire list of topics we plan on covering,” Jameson offered.  “Check back often to see what we’re up to!’

This writer will be an occasional contributor to End Times Prophecy Report.

Any writer interested in contributing can contact James at jeremiahjames2014@wordpress.com.